Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Be still my beating heart.
oh my god.
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it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??
you mean like
a hairdryer?can we agree to never talk about this again
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but i thought tumblr was supposed to take me to an actual Italian restaurant
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when a really good storyline is ruined by an unnecessary/forced romantic subplot
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