Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Be still my beating heart.
oh my god.
it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??
you mean like
can we agree to never talk about this again
pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers
when you’re here you’re family
but i thought tumblr was supposed to take me to an actual Italian restaurant
when a really good storyline is ruined by an unnecessary/forced romantic subplot